-   wollah
-  n. something you've misunderstood for years without knowing it—a familiar word with a weird pronounciation, a favorite saying that means the opposite of what you thought, a well-known factoid that was disproven years ago while you weren't looking—making you want to stress-test the foundations of your understanding of reality. 
-  A mispronounciation of the French voilà, "behold!" Pronounced "wawl-uh." 
